Someone didn't get the memo.

The doctors couldn't have been more clear. December 25th was your due date. It was circled on the calendar and frequently discussed (always while you were in the room). How everyone but you seemed to understand that as the due date is beyond me. I'm not angry, and I'm not pointing fingers. I'm only writing to let you know that there's a lot of spicy food in your immediate future.

(Kimberly at 40 weeks to the day, and on Christmas no less. I don't think it's possible to look any better than that on your due date.)